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Epic Thread Formula (Plaster Formula)

Posted by RocketBean Jul. 22, 2009 @ 4:46 PM EDT

Original thread

The Plaster Formula was designed to calculate the Epicness of a thread based on the original post's content. It was inspired by this thread.

The breakdown of the formula is here:

E = Epic thread
L = Amount of Lulz in original post (Seriousness is equivelent to 1)
R = relevance to current events and/or website
A = Rage
S = Sexual content
P = "Powerful" title
T = Troll posts

1. If the post is serious, Lulz = 1
2. Lulz is the amount of Lulz worthy statements (average user favorites)
3. Rage is plus or minus depending on if Lulz is present (If lulz is present rage is positive)
4. Sexual content also accounts for innuendos
5.Powerful title is either .5 or 1 depending on if it is a easily followed title
6. If epicness is undefined, a negative number, or zero, than the thread is truly not epic
7. If the thread doesn't become epic by year 7, it is automatically deemed a failure.

Thus giving you the following image:
(Note this must be graphed, as it predicts the lifespan of the thread, the potential epicness, and the achieved epicness.)

S.JPG

Updated: 07/22/09 6:47 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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19 Comments

Jul. 23, 2009 | 3:28 AM 15DAVE15 says:

lol, this is great.....

Jul. 23, 2009 | 2:45 PM RocketBean responds:

The University of Internet Professors and I have ensured that, thank you.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 3:33 AM HighWayStar365 says:

cool story, bro

Jul. 23, 2009 | 2:45 PM RocketBean responds:

orly?

Jul. 23, 2009 | 4:39 AM Tribalfusion-X says:

I posted in the thread yesterday, lovely formula.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 2:46 PM RocketBean responds:

Thank you for your praise Tribal, you are very welcome in the hallowed halls of UIP.

Aug. 6, 2009 | 2:42 AM MattyMayhem says:

Cool story bro.

Aug. 6, 2009 | 5:07 PM RocketBean responds:

I think you're a bit late with posting your meme, sir.

Aug. 6, 2009 | 9:52 PM Brass says:

This is pretty cool.

Aug. 6, 2009 | 10:13 PM RocketBean responds:

Why thank you Brass my good man!

Updated: Aug. 6, 2009, 10:14 PM
Aug. 7, 2009 | 1:11 AM OddlyPoetic says:

You're a newgrounds Hero, with win in your eyes!

Aug. 7, 2009 | 1:31 PM RocketBean responds:

Unfortunately, my other act of win with Tin Eye has been deleted. This is all have to my name now. Well besides the lulz one liners and such. I thank you for the complimentary title.

Updated: Aug. 7, 2009, 1:32 PM
Aug. 8, 2009 | 12:31 AM Billy-Bean says:

You forgot to add petrol.

Aug. 8, 2009 | 12:32 AM RocketBean responds:

I believe that can be counted for both Rage and trolling my good sir.

Aug. 8, 2009 | 8:59 AM iscrulz says:

Do a barrel roll
I heard u liek mudkips
rickrolled
yo dawg I heard you liked cocks so I put a cock in your ass. So you can cum while you take a shit.
I like Turtles

Aug. 8, 2009 | 9:48 AM RocketBean responds:

A Cat Is Fine Too
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
A Master Is Out %u2022
A winner is you %u2022
An Hero %u2022
Baby fuck %u2022
Barrel roll %u2022
Bayeux Tapestry %u2022
Bel-Air %u2022
Bitches Don't Know %u2022
Bix Nood %u2022
Brian Peppers %u2022
Bridget %u2022
Buy A Dog %u2022
Candlejack %u2022
Catnarok %u2022
Caturday %u2022
Ceiling Cat %u2022
Centipede filled vagina %u2022
Chuck Norris %u2022
Cockmongler %u2022
Copypasta %u2022
Creepypasta %u2022
Delicious Cake %u2022
Demotivators %u2022
Desu %u2022
Diabeetus %u2022
Divide By Zero %u2022
DO IT FAGGOT %u2022
DO NOT WANT %u2022
Duckroll %u2022
Epic Fail Guy %u2022
Epic Threads %u2022
FGSFDS %u2022
Gaijin 4Koma %u2022
George Zimmer %u2022
Goodnight Sweet Prince %u2022
HA! HA! Guy %u2022
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS %u2022
Happycat %u2022
Happy Negro %u2022
How Do I Shot Web? %u2022
I Am In Your Base Killing Your D00ds %u2022
I Came %u2022
I Has A Shuvel %u2022
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER %u2022
INTERNET HATE MACHINE %u2022
I See What You Did There %u2022
Oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer %u2022
Over 9000 %u2022
ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT %u2022
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! %u2022
LOL WUT %u2022
Longcat %u2022
Milhouse is not a meme %u2022
Moar %u2022
Mudkips %u2022
Nigga stole my bike %u2022
Oh exploitable %u2022
O RLY %u2022
Pedobear %u2022
Pool's Closed %u2022
Profit %u2022
Raptor Jesus %u2022
Reaction Guy %u2022
Rickroll %u2022
The Sandwich Chef %u2022
Sean Connery %u2022
The Singing Shark %u2022
This Looks Shopped %u2022
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY %u2022
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG %u2022
Zippocat %u2022
ZA WARUDO %u2022
????/Profit %u2022

%u2022 is now a meme.

CAN I HAS WIN?

Updated: Aug. 8, 2009, 9:51 AM
Aug. 8, 2009 | 9:51 AM killerhatch says:

Hey name ws billie jean - she fucked the team!

Aug. 8, 2009 | 10:32 PM RocketBean responds:

O rlly?

Aug. 8, 2009 | 10:00 AM killerhatch says:

===============D

Das right muthafucka.

Aug. 8, 2009 | 10:32 PM RocketBean responds:

You get one spam comment and that is all sir.

Updated: Aug. 8, 2009, 10:32 PM
Aug. 9, 2009 | 5:34 PM Igotaname13 says:

People Laugh At Stupid Teenage Ediots Ramble?

Aug. 9, 2009 | 7:56 PM RocketBean responds:

It would seem so, Igotaname13. It would seem so.

Aug. 9, 2009 | 7:54 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp says:

I'm ready for the test! I've been studying for at least 5 minutes coach!

Aug. 9, 2009 | 7:57 PM RocketBean responds:

You fail you lose Mr. Crunch. You are my star pupil nonetheless!

Aug. 9, 2009 | 9:14 PM TacoFreak says:

genius

Aug. 9, 2009 | 9:18 PM RocketBean responds:

Why thank you for your positive response sir!

Aug. 11, 2009 | 12:20 AM Agnry says:

This makes me MORE AGNRY!

Aug. 11, 2009 | 12:38 AM RocketBean responds:

Oh noes!

Aug. 12, 2009 | 1:16 PM Sneak-a-Toke says:

Hahaha, thats clever.
Tell Proffesor Stan Barkley Stansworth of The University of Interent i said "Hi".

Aug. 12, 2009 | 1:27 PM RocketBean responds:

I shall inform Professor Stansworth you sent your regards.

Updated: Aug. 12, 2009, 1:28 PM
Aug. 18, 2009 | 5:21 AM kcnh says:

This seems logical.

Aug. 18, 2009 | 6:32 PM RocketBean responds:

Yes. Yes it does.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 2:52 PM HecticCircleCrap says:

No changes at all? Huh.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 8:37 PM RocketBean responds:

Not yet. I have a life outside of the internet unfortunately, which keeps me from revolutionizing the internet once again.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 8:24 PM Yourmomsuckedme says:

No no no that's a stupid idea.

I have a better idea. It will be how to make an epic thread formula based on the original post. I think I'll call it P.L.A.S.T.E.R.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 8:38 PM RocketBean responds:

You go do that my good sir. Make a thread in General about it as well. I'm positive that you will go far!

Sep. 12, 2009 | 11:36 PM kidd25 says:

wow helping newgrounds stay on newgrounds. i should get some cookeis done for you...or some unseen anime...hmmmmmmmmm

Sep. 13, 2009 | 1:29 PM RocketBean responds:

Cookies if you can. Us Internet Professors do get quite the sweet tooth when working on big projects such as this.

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